One of the most awkward parts of the Brazilian wax is the back crack or tush waxing. There are many positions I have personally been put it during this part of waxing…the worst is hands down..no really hands down, ass up and face buried in a pillow. And just to be clear, this is not a position I would ever put you in.
The thoughts that run through our minds during this part….”OMG, I have hair there too?” “ How long have I had hair there?” “Who has seen my hair there?” “ Does everybody have hair there?” and the list goes on…more graphic I’m sure you can imagine.
My theory, most people have hair there, so relax…where do you think Hugh Hefner came up with the bunny tail idea?
I’ve said it many times before, and I’ll say it again in the future: I’m SO glad I was born a man. The things women put themselves through to satisfy themselves (or schmucks like us men). It’s astounding. No wonder Trudy creates such amazing relationships with her clients. Their HUSBANDS/BOYFRIENDS don’t even look at the fragile areas Trudy does.
I’ll tell you what, though; when the time comes for that lady to “show her stuff” to her special other, believe me when I tell you, he’s (she’s?) happier than he even realizes. If that efficiently-kept lady hadn’t “maintained” like she did, would he have the same pleasant reaction? I. THINK. NOT. Of course, some of you may be offended many of us appreciate so much the “groomed” aspect of female hygiene. What’s wrong with going au naturale, you ask? What’s wrong with a little bush near the tush?
GREAT question, and I’ll leave it at this: TO EACH THEIR OWN.
So all my love to Trudy Muller and others in her profession that allow schmucks like us to pretend you ladies come out of the womb maintained, clipped, sheared, buffed, burnished, brushed, hacked, cropped, fleeced, groomed, mowed, pared, pruned, shaved, shortened, snipped, trimmed…and smelling oh so good. Just the way you were born. (or so we’ll take the liberty to believe) Our undying respect to you and yours.