Try saying, “I pluck facial hair” three times fast…….awesome when you are trying to tell a potential client what services you offer.
Tales of The Twaxer
There are only three people who routinely see your delicate parts up close and personal: your lover, your doctor, and your waxer. Never settle for less than the very best with any of these people. This blog was formerly found on Wordpress.com but will now be located on this site.
Note to self: when wearing ur mini skirt to the airport one should always have on a pair of panties and be sure not to sit on a bench in the main isle.
Not so much. U could have done some work on that!
Did u give her my card?
Uh I am in Chicago……Guess that’s why they call the airport O”Hare.
I’m often asked the difference between waxing and shaving…here is my best analogy:
Shaving is like trimming a bush, the one that grows outside. The more you shave, the fuller and thicker the bush becomes. The roots set in deeper and stronger. That is why the hair itches when it grows back and often causes ingrown hairs.
Now waxing is like pulling weeds in the garden. The more you pull the weeds, the finer and thinner the weeds become. The roots are weak and easier to remove.
Therefore, once you begin to wax, your hair grows back finer and is easier to remove (less painful) unless, of course, you start to shave again….
One of the most awkward parts of the Brazilian wax is the back crack or tush waxing. There are many positions I have personally been put it during this part of waxing…the worst is hands down..no really hands down, ass up and face buried in a pillow. And just to be clear, this is not a position I would ever put you in.
The thoughts that run through our minds during this part….”OMG, I have hair there too?” “ How long have I had hair there?” “Who has seen my hair there?” “ Does everybody have hair there?” and the list goes on…more graphic I’m sure you can imagine.
My theory, most people have hair there, so relax…where do you think Hugh Hefner came up with the bunny tail idea?
During a Brazilian wax on one of my clients, Salt-n-Pepa are playing on the radio. I say, “This is an oldie, I love Salt-n-Pepa.” She immediately responds, “OHMYGAWD, I know…that is why I am here!! Getting older is terrifying!”
Nice work twaxer.